About This Site.

öbtoose is about fun. We take your pathetic world, and make it a better place. There’s much more to see here in the future, so stay-tuned.*

If an öbtoose product looks horrible in your browser, you’re likely using poop on a stick or IE6. Either one doesn’t support web standards, but if we had to select a better browser, poop on a stick would take the prize, so nyaaaa.

*When we say that there’s much more to see here in the future, we’re not referring to this page. This page will probably never, ever change.